Transcript of Rob Hunter Live at The Rialto Theater
Robert Hunter
0:00coming up. So, please welcome Hunter,0:03[music]0:13[music]0:17>> man. See, that's what I'm saying. Like,0:18we all together.0:21>> I'm seeing all these different mixed0:23races and [ __ ] man. It's like Martin0:25Luther King just nut it all up in there.0:28Yeah,0:32[laughter]0:36>> you know they say we just [ __ ] white0:37women, man. All the white women from0:39African. That's what we [ __ ]0:41[laughter] We was [ __ ] all the John0:43Brown's daughters and [ __ ]0:46Oh, come together and fight racism.0:49[laughter]0:51>> That's good, man.0:53>> That's good. That's good. That's a0:54beautiful thing. But you know what?0:56White people, y'all be lying, though.0:59You know good and damn well y'all ain't1:01go to the moon. [laughter]1:05You know you didn't go. Like like for1:06real. When has white people ever gone1:08anywhere and not colonized that [ __ ]1:10Like come on. [laughter]1:14Like you mean to tell me a white man1:15went to the moon in 1969 and [laughter]1:19y'all ain't put no Starbucks on that1:21[ __ ] yet?1:23Like y ain't got no super cuts, no moon,1:27like none of that [ __ ] Y'all just said1:29[ __ ] it, huh?1:30>> Yeah. I don't know. I'm disappointed.1:33>> That ain't the white people I know.1:36[laughter]1:38Yeah, man. But uh but yeah, everything1:40is great. Everything is great. You know,1:43I'm just looking around and it's like1:44everyone look at this whole crew right1:46here. It's like you guys look like the1:48crew from Captain Planet. [laughter]1:52With our powers combined, we are one.1:56[laughter]1:57>> Yes. Yes. That's good. We got Destiny2:00Child in the house.2:04[laughter]2:04>> We got the random white woman from2:06Jurassic Park.2:17[laughter]2:18>> Watch Lifetime all the time.2:21Man, Lifetime was where it was at.2:23Television for women. But let me tell2:25you [laughter] something, that [ __ ]2:27saved my life. It was like this one show2:29where like this like2:31>> like mentally challenged girl got like2:33touched on and my mom was like, "You2:35better not rape anybody. Never.2:37[laughter]2:38Do you understand? You will get 152:41years." Like that taught me consent,2:44man. [laughter]2:44Like seriously, Lifetime [snorts] saves2:47lives and it kills misogyny. It really2:51does. It really does. Ever since that2:54movie, I hold doors and [ __ ] [laughter]2:57But, you know, like feminism is real2:59tricky because uh3:02I think uh black women love R. Kelly too3:04much to be feminist. I'm just [laughter]3:08like I'm Rob Hunter. Thank you you guys.3:13>> [cheering]3:14[applause]
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