Transcript of Buying a Bag of Milk in Fake London
Not Just Bikes
0:00we're out of milk time to head to the0:01grocery store0:02it's only one kilometer i can walk it0:05no sidewalks here but it's okay0:08they have a sign0:10oh i forgot to bring my earplugs0:12this concrete barrier is ugly as hell0:14but at least i'm less likely to die0:17this is a really boring walk0:18i love the giant signs that are only0:20meant to be read while driving0:22nice bench nobody will ever sit here0:26now to cross some slip lanes0:28need to wait here for the advance screen0:30for drivers i'm not even allowed to0:32cross halfway0:34and at the next crossing there are no0:35cars at all for the advanced screen but0:37theoretically there could be so i'm0:38still not allowed to cross0:41one more slip lane0:42and we'll just scurry through the trees0:44here like animals0:46i hate0:47car alarms0:48now to cross the parking lot0:50walk to the back of the grocery store0:52and i've got my bag of milk0:56that sucked i think i'll take a taxi0:58home
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