Transcript of Bruno Mars Played Fart Football | Intimate Interview
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0:00[Music]0:11do you have any0:13[Music]0:14scars yes I have a scar in the middle of0:16my head how'd you get it um I got it my0:20I sat on my doberman pincher when I was0:22about four years old and it turned0:24around and messed me up thanks for0:25bringing that up by the way can we see0:27it I don't think you can see cuz I got a0:29big old afro but when I do shave my head0:31there's a big line right in the middle0:33of my did you get stitches I got0:34stitches the whole thing but the doctor0:35said I was the first baby that never0:37cried when I got stitches what does that0:40say about you that I'm tough as0:43Nails have you ever stolen a friend's0:46[Music]0:48girlfriend no0:52why I've never sto because that is the0:55one thing that you never do is you never0:58look at another man's woman you could1:00touch her all you want just don't look1:02at1:04her biggest lie you ever told your1:08parents the biggest lie I ever told my1:13parents I don't know if it was a1:16lie1:19um I took my I stole my Mom's ring one1:23time this big old diamond ring and I1:25gave it to this girl this sixth grader1:27who had a crush on when I was in1:28kindergarten1:31and1:32um when when1:35confronted I said no I didn't take the1:38ring and did you get the ring back yeah1:41principal came to the house and1:43delivered the ring it was a pretty big1:46deal what's your biggest fashion crime1:48in high1:53school I grew out my Afro pretty big you1:57know there's a point where it's like oh1:58that guy's got curly hair2:00and there's a point where it's like wow2:01that guy's got a big afro and then that2:03guy and then there's a point where it's2:04just like there's things living in there2:07and I it got to that point what is the2:10most embarrassing piece of music you've2:12ever2:16bought I don't find it embarrassing but2:18I remember when I was a kid buying Spice2:20Girls2:23Wannabe my friends looked at me a little2:25funny when I when I bought that but did2:27you dance to it I kind of Boogie to it2:31what game did you used to play in the2:32back of the car with your2:33[Music]2:36brother we play a game called Fart2:39football please explain and I'm not2:41going to explain just let your2:43imagination run2:45wild what's your best pickup2:49line my best pickup line is2:52um I don't know if you've ever heard2:54this before but I I just need to say2:56that you're2:57amazing just
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